Teething.
It’s happening in our household. And last night, M was up. All. Night.
In honor of the fact that I can barely put a sentence together, I’d like to offer you five things I like less than sleep (the today version. Because it will be different after a good night’s sleep or two.)
P.S. I’ve been hitting caffeine for hours by now.
1. My cellphone
During the day, I may be glued to it. But today, I’d trade it in for sleep – without a doubt.
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2. Chocolate
Who doesn’t love chocolate? After all it’s good for your heart. Usually, I’m like this:
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But today, I’m like this:
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3. A Good Chick-Flick
Chick flicks get a bad rap. They are heart-warming. They are funny. They would never happen in real life. And even now, I like them less than sleep.
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4. Wine
One glass of wine would put me into a coma right now. Although, maybe that’s not a bad thing.
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5. Sex
Because this:
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